Daddy: You're a looney!
Son: Daddy's a bigger looney!
Mama: Are you OK?
Son with his wrinkled forehead: No.
Mama: What's wrong?
Son: I'm not mad. I'm not sad. I'm just disappointed.
After burping, son says: Oh my gosh I burped in my puppet show house!
While doing his business:
Daddy: Where does Daddy poop?
Son: Over there in the potty.
Daddy: Where do you poop?
Son: Right here in my diaper!
After doing his business, our son pointed to his diaper and said: The poops happy to see me!
Mama: We're going to meet Ms. Mary and Ms. Josephine today.
Son: Where's Daddy Joseph and Baby Jesus?
